Novelty Crayons 24ct Box by Wood Rocket

*NOTE : This Product Ships From Wood Rocket in Nevada*

Available Options: Holiday Pack, Offensive Pack, Offensive-ish Pack, Porn Pack, Pot Pack

• Holiday Pack: Reflect on the misery that the holiday season brings your life with colors that perfectly compliment it.In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holiday season. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find.
• Offensive Pack: Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too.  What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet.” Now we have “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege” (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades. 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find.
• Offensive-ish Pack: Not ready to commit to regular Offensive Crayons? This pack is for you! All the shitty humor of Offensive Crayons, but Karen approved. With colors like “safe space sienna”, “child bride blue”, “black” and more! Give a gift that you know HR will give you a look of disapproval, but ultimately not get you fired.
• Porn Pack: Finally, a pack of crayons as dirty as your browser history. We’re bringing you all the excitement of tentacles, ASMR, and cat girls, but with none of the actual imagery that would turn on your step-sister. This pack contains colors like “Anal Bleach Peach”, “Just the Tip Teal”, “I Think I’m Going to …Cream”, and other groan worthy colors.
• Pot Pack: A new pack has joint the family! Offensive Crayons: Pot Pack, premium paper-rolled blunt crayons. Not only for the 20th of April, you can enjoy these every day with your best bud. Go for it. Don’t strain yourself. This shouldn’t be a joint decision.

**INVENTORY AVAILABILITY UPDATED 12/3/25**

Packaging List: 1 x Novelty Crayons 24ct Box by Wood Rocket *Drop Ship* (MSRP $12.00), Warranty Card 1 (varies by product), 1 x User Manual (varies by product), Certificate of Authenticity (varies by product)